chab: The genius of Dr.R.chobbleduk

Portrait of Dr. R. Chobbleduk, President of The R.O.G

Inventor? Businessman? Scientist? Showman? Athlete? Artist? Philosopher? Philanthropist? Poet? Part-cephalopod? Family man? Fentanyl addict? Visionary? Florist? Fraud?

Yes.

These are there and are there more of the many of multitude of the ways to describe the multi-faceted enigma that is the great Dr. R. Chobbleduk.

“Chobbleduck! ChobbleDuck! Chob’ld’kchobblechobblechobble chobbleduck!!Bobble de bobble quack quack gobble chuck!!”.

early years

R. Chobbleduk at around 1 week old, Listening carefully to whisperings from an octoplasmic i’f’yolk manifestation, c.1876

Chobbleduk demonstrating full mastery of Squerb taming at around 8 weeks of age

First documented photograph of spontaneous gorking at around 12 weeks

Spontaneous eruption of lower torso into cephalopod formation at around 16 weeks

Befriending a blorf!

A young Chobbleduk at 23 weeks with his favourite gorkling kept as a plaything, c. 1876

Looking beyond our planetary realm for inspiration at around 30 weeks

Chobbleduk at 2 months in pensive mood with an albino gorkling

portraits of r. chobbleduk, president of the Republic of gorkblorf: a truly visionary leader